1) Will my baby be cute? And I mean not just cute to me but to everyone. I don’t want to post pictures of an ugly baby on facebook!
2) Is breastfeeding like foreplay?
3) Does the baby poo inside me?
4) Do babies get erections in the womb?
5) Can a scan accurately determine the difference between the umbilical cord and a penis?
6) If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
7) Where are the holes on my breasts for the milk to come out of?
8) If I drive on Kenyan roads with all the potholes will the baby pop out?
9) If I push too hard to poo will I hurt the baby?
10) If you have sex while pregnant will the baby have dimples?
5 comments:
clearly just euphemize this post an call it Poo the Bear.
Hillarious.
tooo funny raks!!!! loved it and sooo on point!
you two ladies are .... mad ...:)
but nice to read your blog .... keep posting .... yummy mummies .... :)
Pinky I loved your earlier post am sure many women would relate to you. It was worth reading.
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